January 2012
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The Cubs: "Still Single Because of You" - Gapers... →
lillyhammerz:
This is awesome.
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Sometimes I feel like the Target cashier is...
Today I stopped on my way home from work and bought:
-10 Chobani yogurts -a jar of queso dip -a box of cookies -Hello Kitty boot slippers
I mean, how can you NOT judge that purchase?
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December 2011
November 2011
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What do you see when the Pillsbury doughboy bends over?
Doughnuts!
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So a while back, my boyfriend was making fun of me for missing spots on my legs when I shaved. I told him that he should try shaving in a stand up shower and see how well he could do. He said that I should try guy’s razor blades because they work much better and that he gave his female cousin (who lives with them while she’s going to college) one to try and she switched permanently. ...
oh hai Tumblr
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October 2011
“All of a sudden, we found ourselves needing to pick a new manager, a decision...”
– Farewell, Red Sox Nation - The Boston Globe (via fuckyeahcubs)
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Jen: Ooo, I found a Lasik place that's $299 an eye.
me: So they do the procedure in a back alley out of a conversion van?
Jen: We'll be lucky if the doctor wears gloves.
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me: Hi, I wanted to get a quote on Lasik.
Customer Service Guy (CSG): It ranges depending on the procedure. Anywhere from $1695 an eye to the bladeless, which is $2195 an eye.
me: Well, I have BCBS PPO, is there any kind of insurance discount?
CSG: Yes, we do have a contracted 15% discount with Blue Cross.
me: THAT'S IT?!
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Megan: I fell off a cruise ship.
Annie: Oh, shit.
Megan: Yeah, oh, shit. Took a hard hard violent fall, kinda pin-balled down hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I'm not gonna say I survived I'm gonna say I thrived. I met a dolphin down there and I swear to God that dolphin, looked not at me, but into my soul, looked into my Goddamn soul.
Has anyone ever ordered a gift certificate from...
My mom’s work gets a discount program where you can get them even cheaper than from the restaurants.com website. There’s some pretty good deals so I was thinking of ordering some but I’m always skeptical of this kind of stuff, like whether it’s really legit or not.
“I like cornbread. Do you like cornbread?”
– Theodore Roosevelt Lilly III
CSN Chicago: Epstein, Cubs agree on 5-Year deal →
So I guess this means we won’t be making any more donut jokes after bad signings…
